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If at first you don’t succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool.

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“The unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. It’s almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe.
Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.

Dave Barnhart June 25, 2018

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First Rule of History:
History doesn’t repeat itself —
historians merely repeat each other.

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Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.

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Some men are all right in their place — if they only the knew the right places! — Mae West

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny …” — Isaac Asimov

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Hey, Jim, it’s me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said you were gonna call and it’s been two weeks. What’s wrong, you lose my number?

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When Dr. King was murdered, I had no idea who he was. But as soon as I heard his words on television that night when I was 9 years old, I was dumbstruck, awestruck by their power.

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Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!

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Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.