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nerd pack, n.:
Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes. Nerd’s position in engineering hierarchy can be measured by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack.

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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. — Herbert Hoover

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If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it’s the fact that you can’t afford divorce.

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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s. — Oscar Wilde

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It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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Millions long for immortality who do not know what
to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. — William Allen White

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We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

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When I am in Africa, I realize I don’t know much, have not seen much, and there’s a lot to be done.