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“I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” — Woody Allen

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I’m gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!

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Are we THERE yet?

Special Guest Quotation

I like how American Christians have reduced the universe from infinite vastness to the earth, reduced time from fifteen billion years to six thousand years, and reduced the Bible to two verses in Leviticus that allow them to punch queers. They have nothing else left.

— Rebecca Lohr

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I don’t believe in God but I’m very interested in her.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening…

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Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.

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I’m very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

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echo “ICK, NOTHING WORKED!!! You may have to diddle the includes.”;; — Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution

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There cannot be a stronger natural right than that of a man’s making the best profit he can of the natural produce of his lands.