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Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.

A thought for today: You can sway a thousand men… – MaryAnna Bruhin Ralph

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After I left D.C. to join Black Flag, I felt I was in a band.

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Iron Law of Distribution:
Them that has, gets.

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Anyone who tries to make a distinction between education and entertainment doesn’t know the first thing about either.

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“The one thing we know about torture is that it was never designed in the first place to get at the actual truth of anything; it was designed in the darkest days of human history to produce false confessions in order to annihilate political and religious dissidents. And that is how it always works: it gets confessions regardless of their accuracy”.
Andrew Sullivan, (b. 10 Aug 1963)
English-born American author, editor, and blogger. A conservative political commentator, a former editor of The New Republic, and the author or editor of six books. He was a pioneer of the political blogs, starting in 2000 and announced his retirement from blogging in 2015. Sullivan has been a writer-at-large at New York since 2016.

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Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won’t mistake for the genuine article.

— Nathan Poe

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no! problems in M$ software?
“Thoroughly bugtested”
* Dabb grins.
rewrite that as ‘Thoroughly buginfested’

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“For the love of phlegm…a stupid wall of death rays. How tacky can ya get?” — Post Brothers comics

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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.